Do the illegals need new slogans?

Clearly the PR camoaign isn't working like it should and they need some help. I'm thinking some new slogans might be the trick. How about "Let brown work for you...at a much lower standard than everyone else"? Or maybe, "Where's my welfare check, gringo"? No? Hmmm...how about "Remember the Alamo...no wait, FORGET the Alamo!"? What about, "Green card...we don' neet no stinkink' green card!"? Frankly, I like this one, "Say 'allo to my leetle fren, and his 12 million illegal cousins!" Okay, techincally that last one is a rip off of Scarface, but you get the point. What are some of your slogans? Love to see 'em!